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Traditional ceremony readings peppered with “thou shalts” and “whilst ye´s” aren´t for everybody. If you cannot bear another rendition of “love is patient, love is kind” at your wedding ceremony, you´ve come to the right place. Consult this list of alternative – even humorous – ceremony readings inspired by fat blocker modern literature, songs, and poetry that pack a slightly edgier punch than traditional wedding readings. Wedding Ceremony Readings – HumorousTo Keep Your Marriage Brimming – Ogden Nash To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you´re wrong admit it; Whenever you´re right shut up.